Monday, September 22, 2008

Lardy Butt

I joined a gym today..................don't ask me why, I might as well say "here's 500 notes you'll never see me again, I hope you enjoy your Christmas party cos I just paid for the champagne....."

I AM SO UNFIT, I can see the gym from my bedroom window, if I cannot drag my sorry lardy ass down there 2-3 times a week I give my permission for someone to shoot me.

It's got an outdoor pool, and today the sun was blazing down, if that baby comes out tomorrow I am definitely getting my cossie on and going for a swim. The gym is actually in Newhaven, right on the harbour, the view from the running machines is right down the Firth of Forth and looking over to Fife, surely that should spur me on - right?

Wish me luck, I am the girl who was grudgingly picked last for the teams in PE, I was the girl beaten in badminton by a school friend who spent time with her leg in calipers.................and indeed was actually wearing said calipers when she beat me (several times)

Now you know how "pants" I am at sport/exercise/generally moving more than an eyebrow.

I'll keep you posted...........................now where did I put those legwarmers..............?

1 comment:

Wee Hels said...

Oh Sam! You take care of yourself don't try to do too much! Remember 1 step at a time hun!